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2014 November 26

@@!!!! 99. LIFTED. TAHOE. MUCH INVESTED. NEEDS. REAR END WORK $3450 – $3450


SELLING. A TAHOE. THATS. HAS. A CUSTOM LIFT. WITH. SUPER NICE. RIMS. & TIRES. ALSO. HAS. SPRINGS. SHOCKS. UP GRADED. STEREO. POWER AMP. CD. CHAGER. CUSTOM. PUSH. BAR. KC. POWER. LIGHTS. SOME. EXTRAS. PLEASE. READ. I. HAVE. INVESTED. 8 K IN. IN. NEEDS. A. REBUILD. REAR. END. BAD. GEARS. IN IT NOW. HAS. LO MILES. 350/V8. VORTEC. ENG. LOOK AT PIC. SELLING. $3450. IN. RENO. PLEASE. NO. TRADES. NO. TEX. I WILL NOT. RESPOND. TO. TEX. HAVE. NO. ROOM. TO. STOR. THIS. TAHOE. GOT. A. SMALLER. TRUCK. JUST. CALLS. THANKS. IN. [LOCATION].





“Howdy, Tex – how’s your truck search going?”
“Well pardner – not so good. I found a truck I like, but the owner won’t respond to me.”
“Who’s the owner?”
“I think it’s William Shatner.”
“Jerk.”

Thanks for the post, Mike!

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 November 26
    CapnMac permalink

    SPARKY. NEEDS. TOP. END. WORK. COMMAS. BROKEN. VOLUME. SET. TO. DISASTER AREA. LEVEL.

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 November 26
    CapnMac permalink

    I ought be fair and allow that Spark’ has spent too much time around loud impact wrenches, but, my back hurts, and I’m about to head into the meleĆ© which is my commute. So, charity is not overflowing from me just now.

    Adores: 1
  3. 2014 November 26

    “Captain.”

    “Yes, Uhura?”

    “We’re receiving a transmission from the planet’s surface. It’s about your truck, sir. Someone named Tex wants to beam aboard and see it.”

    “I’ve already told you: I will not. Respond. To. Tex.”

    “Tex is sending an image, sir. It’s identified as a selfie.”

    “Oh, all right. Put it on the screen.”

    (An image of a green dancing girl appears on the screen.)

    “Oh, well, that’s different. Contact security and have some red-shirts give Tex a hearty Federation welcome.”

    Adores: 7
  4. 2014 November 26
    Ralph permalink

    I. SEE. BY. YOUR. OUTFIT….

    Adores: 3
  5. 2014 November 26

    Which of these statements is the most true?

    A. Sparky loves the wheels on this truck, and doesn’t want to let them go.

    B. Sparky was emotionally scarred as a child while listening to a Tex Ritter song.

    C. Sparky goes to Science Fiction conventions dressed as Captain Kirk.

    D. Sparky slipped in a photo of the front end of a white truck, and hopes you won’t notice.

    E. All of the above.

    Adores: 3
  6. 2014 November 26
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Someone needs to tell Sparky that internet postings don’t need to be written telegraph style.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 November 26
    !!! permalink

    Sounds like Sparky is on their period…

    Adores: 1
  8. 2014 November 26
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Something about this is making me picture Shatner, standing on a table with a megaphone, reciting this to a hip-hop bluegrass dance mix backing track.

    Oh, dear. Now I’ve given him ideas.

    Adores: 2
  9. 2014 November 26
    TEX permalink

    PLEASE. RESPOND.
    I SO. CONFUSED. IS THE. TAHOE. IN. RENO. OR RENO. NO. STOR. THIS. TAHOE.

    Adores: 2
  10. 2014 November 26
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    No, Tex. Sparky will not accept $3449 or $3451. What part of $3450 – $3450 don’t you understand?

    Adores: 3
  11. 2014 November 26
    One Moving Violation permalink

    It doesn’t look like any of those periods are being used as decimal points. So, 81 periods must mean 81 sentences. There are 88 actual words and 13 misspelled words, single letters, numbers, and acronyms. That is less than 1.25 words per sentence.

    Maybe Sparky would get less ridicule if he left the periods alone and just had 1 big run-on sentence fragment.

    END.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 26
      nojazzhere permalink

      I’m. Not. Texing.

      Adores: 2